R.I.P., Mista Eko

It didn't look like you were smacked around that badly, but those polar bear bite wounds might've prevented you from surviving the black smoke's wrath. Why would the black smoke be so horrible to you after it was friendly enough to show you those magical images late last season? Doesn't the black smoke remember you? Perhaps it wants your soul, or, upon contact, reflects your current emotional state, but either way, we all thought the black smoke was your friend, and friends should never hurt other friends. But I guess sometimes friends turn, just like Juliet and her tumor-y "pal" Benry.

We hope that the undead soul of your late brother will one day manifest itself on the island to seek revenge and clear your name. And God willing, perhaps even Jack's father will come to his aid and stand by his side, seeking resolution with his son before entering the afterlife. After all, two wandering undead souls are always better than one... I think.

R.I.P., Mista Eko. See you in anotha life, brotha.

P.S. Don't be afraid. With death, there is also rebirth -- in the form of super hottie Nikki, now given the honor to speak on the show and be involved in all things worth revealing. She joins us as another in a long line of supermodel-esque women that somehow ended up marooned on LOST island.

God bless, young cutie. We, the male viewers of LOST, hope that you won't be killed off anytime soon.